When Neighborly Confessions Go Wrong

Imagine receiving a text from your neighbor confessing to something that leaves you completely shocked and betrayed. That’s exactly what happened to Bob when he received a message from his next-door neighbor, let’s call him Dan. The text read:

“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. It’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”

Naturally, Bob was overcome with outrage and betrayal. He stormed into the bedroom, ready to confront his wife. Can you imagine the tension in the air? But just as he was about to unleash his fury, another text came through from Dan:

“Bloomin’ auto-correct I meant to say ‘WiFi’!”

Oh, the relief! It turns out, Dan was simply trying to apologize for using Bob’s WiFi without permission. Talk about a major misunderstanding! Bob couldn’t help but chuckle at the mix-up, and Dan was left feeling rather embarrassed.