A senior gentleman was dining at a truck stop when three intimidating bikers entered. As they walked by, the first biker extinguished his cigarette in the old man’s pie and laughed. The second biker spat into the old man’s milk. The third flipped over the old man’s plate.

Without a word to the bikers, the old man paid, got up, and left. One biker remarked to the waitress, “Not much of a man, was he?” She replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!”